Douglas Adams fans, take heart

I've been keeping a mental list of the more off-beat or specialized jobs I've come across, but the most recent takes the cake: towel designer. A full time job designing towels, people with at least three years design experience, bathroom design experience preferred. Some other gems I've found include a part-time job as a clogger in a clogging troupe (no clogging experience necessary, just a sense of rhythm) and a job for people fluent in Arabic, Farsi and some other obscure foreign languages, working for the FBI listening to tapped phones.