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What do you think of me, Media Player?
Ironic by Alanis Morrisette
Hmm.
Will I have a happy life?
Song for the Asking by Simon & Garfunkel
Yahoo Radio seems to be pretty wise in this one.
What do my friends really think of me?
Bones by Radiohead
OK, just drawing a blank on how to interpret this one..
Do people secretly lust after me?
He’s A Dick by Golden Smog
Yahoo! Radio clearly has Opinions. It’s just that they seem to be wrong, since categorically, the people who have lusted after me- to my knowledge- have included both dicks and non-dicks.
How can I make myself happy?
Zombie by the Cranberries
Through drugs?
What should I do with my life?
Disgusted by Lucinda Williams
Apparently a life in non-profit management it is.
Why must life be so full of pain?
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by Weezer
An appropriate answer, I suppose. I would hope that it would be more because of the perception of loneliness than actual abandonment by the world.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Touch, Feel, and Lose by Ryan Adams
The first two are appropriate but the “Lose” part of the equation is distressing.
Will I ever have children?
Sorry So Sorry by Howie Day
Apparently not.
Will I die happy?
Pretty Thing by The Jayhawks
Maybe?
Can you give me some advice?
War on War by Wilco
Sure. I’m already a peacenik..
Do you know where your children are?
Hard Luck Story by Whiskeytown
That would be a “no.”
What do you think happiness is?
She Runs Away by Duncan Sheik.
Escaping?
What's your favourite fetish?
Philosophy by Ben Folds Five
Err, could be. Smart people, that is.
In conclusion, my Yahoo! Music station plays good music, but isn't such an optimistic Crazy Eight ball.
And the Shakespeare meme:
"Men all in fire walk up and down the streets.
And yesterday the bird of night did sit
Even at noon-day upon the market-place,
Hooting and shrieking. When these prodigies
Do so conjointly meet, let not men say
'These are their reasons; they are natural;'
For, I believe, they are portentous things
Unto the climate that they point upon.
-Julius Caesar
Ironic by Alanis Morrisette
Hmm.
Will I have a happy life?
Song for the Asking by Simon & Garfunkel
Yahoo Radio seems to be pretty wise in this one.
What do my friends really think of me?
Bones by Radiohead
OK, just drawing a blank on how to interpret this one..
Do people secretly lust after me?
He’s A Dick by Golden Smog
Yahoo! Radio clearly has Opinions. It’s just that they seem to be wrong, since categorically, the people who have lusted after me- to my knowledge- have included both dicks and non-dicks.
How can I make myself happy?
Zombie by the Cranberries
Through drugs?
What should I do with my life?
Disgusted by Lucinda Williams
Apparently a life in non-profit management it is.
Why must life be so full of pain?
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by Weezer
An appropriate answer, I suppose. I would hope that it would be more because of the perception of loneliness than actual abandonment by the world.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Touch, Feel, and Lose by Ryan Adams
The first two are appropriate but the “Lose” part of the equation is distressing.
Will I ever have children?
Sorry So Sorry by Howie Day
Apparently not.
Will I die happy?
Pretty Thing by The Jayhawks
Maybe?
Can you give me some advice?
War on War by Wilco
Sure. I’m already a peacenik..
Do you know where your children are?
Hard Luck Story by Whiskeytown
That would be a “no.”
What do you think happiness is?
She Runs Away by Duncan Sheik.
Escaping?
What's your favourite fetish?
Philosophy by Ben Folds Five
Err, could be. Smart people, that is.
In conclusion, my Yahoo! Music station plays good music, but isn't such an optimistic Crazy Eight ball.
And the Shakespeare meme:
"Men all in fire walk up and down the streets.
And yesterday the bird of night did sit
Even at noon-day upon the market-place,
Hooting and shrieking. When these prodigies
Do so conjointly meet, let not men say
'These are their reasons; they are natural;'
For, I believe, they are portentous things
Unto the climate that they point upon.
-Julius Caesar
