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"You are a criminal mastermind with thousands of minions in your thrall. What is your nefarious plan?"
-'To make it possible to get a good bagel outside of a few isolated neighborhoods in New York. I mean a real bagel made with high-gluten flour, not one of those blueberry abominations with the consistency of a Twinkie.'
-'Just once, when a super-secret agent is in my clutches, I want to remember to hang around and make sure he really does get devoured by rabid anchovies as per my plan.'


You are a cappuccino, sipped in the afternoon,
after sex.

You are not trendy; you set trends for others. You
wear black or nothing, and your playlist
alternates Mahler with bands no one else has
heard of. You read Rimbaud in public places,
and you have a vintage poster for La Dolce
Vita hanging over your bed. You pepper
your conversation with quotes from obscure
Jacobean revenge tragedies, and you cackle to
yourself when your lovers assume that you are
quoting I Love Lucy. Your glasses have
designer frames and you do not need them to
see.


What kind of coffee are you?
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