For I am a kind and benevolent dictator!

[levertovfan]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I turned bladeforge in for spitting (3 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (647 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, levertovfan

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[jissa.livejournal.com]

Curse you and your kindness! You should be a cruel and heartless dictator like me!