For I am a kind and benevolent dictator!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I turned

bladeforge in for spitting (3 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (647 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
levertovfan

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